He maketh me to lie down in green pastures and tall redwood trees:
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness among the tree huggers for his name's sake.
Yea, though I drive through the valley of the shadow of Republicans and the State Legislature,
I will fear no evil: for thou [art] with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of all of the Wal Mart supporters in Centerville, for they ruineth a town:
thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever. If I cannot be there then this place of peace in the Redwoods is my second choice.
Adapted from the 23rd Psalm
